Grab your oversized beach tote and sunglasses, cue the kids’ swim goggles, and let me tell you about our dream escape at the spanking-new 18-acre beachfront property, The St. Regis Longboat Key Resort in Florida.
If you’re juggling shoes, snacks, Pilates, and school schedules, you need a break like this. The St. Regis Longboat Key Resort brought the luxe, the whimsical, and the family fun in perfect harmony. I got mom-glow back, the kids brimmed with stories (“Mom, the ray touched me!”), and bragging about pressing the champagne button for me. What more could we ask for?
Book yourselves a suite, slap on some SPF, and let that champagne cork soar. It’s time for the Florida getaway we earned right here near Tampa!
Aesthetic Goals: Pretty in Pink
The moment we stepped into that pale-pink-hued lobby, decked out in blush accents, soft gold fixtures, and lush tropical greenery, I was like “okay, someone call my interior decorator, we need this vibe.” The resort leans into that chic, playful aesthetic without ever feeling like a theme park. It’s sophisticated but fresh, just like yogurt bowls on a Sunday morning.
Suites That Feel Like Home
We booked one of their grand suites for our party of six. This included massive living spaces with wraparound balconies overlooking the Gulf. We had a mini kitchen, large dining table, and my favorite part, a 2nd bathroom!
Picture this: early wake-up, quiet moment on the balcony with a steaming mug of coffee from Carolines, ocean breeze, the sound of waves
Under‑the‑Sea Lagoon
The kids practically sprinted down to the 500,000‑gallon saltwater lagoon where you can actually swim with stingrays and tropical fish, guided by marine biologists who fed them and taught us about reef ecosystems. I got to watch them squeal as rays glided past their toes. (Me? I hovered, cheering them on.)
Lazy River & Pools
The resort pool area (aka “The Pools”) includes a winding lazy river, multiple family pools, and an adults-only grotto with jacuzzi jets. Crazy for me to think I was ever going to see that adult-only side during this spring break adventure. But it’s there! Next time.
Kid-Friendly Beachside Fun
Between lagoon swims, our kids were all about the beach-based crafts like bath bomb making, shell bracelet sessions, even “Reef Rangers” naturalist camp adventures. The boys came back each day showcasing their creations like tiny little proud CEOs.
Poolside Parent Perks: Champagne & Frozen Espresso Martinis
When the littles were wrestling around the lazy river, we hung out in the connected hot tub. Picture this: Champagne button: fancy moms press to summon bubbly without even leaving the water Frozen espresso martinis: because mama needs caffeine and chill
Sipping while the sun dipped behind the gulf? Major #ParentingGoals activated.
Sipping while the sun dipped behind the gulf? Major #ParentingGoals activated.
Evening Ritual: Sabrage Ceremony
Every. single. night. there was an elegant champagne sabering ceremony—sabers slicing corks off bottles in slow-motion style. Felt so grown-up classy, I half-expected someone to burst into opera. Definitely catapulted this from “family resort” to “luxury staycation” worthy of a glossy magazine.
Why It’s Alex-Approved
Feature | Why It’s Amazing |
| Lagoon swims with marine life | Educational adventure that doesn’t feel like school |
| Frozen espresso martinis + champagne hot tub | Because self-care isn’t negotiable |
| Huge suites with balconies | Quiet morning “me-time” while kids still snooze |
| Pink aesthetic & sabering ritual | Instagram-ready, but also fun and festive |
| Beachside kids’ crafts | Creative fun that keeps tiny hands busy and happy |
